Tips: Keep your fingers dry. Rules: A cup either empty or filled with alcohol is placed in the middle of a table, at least 10 inches away from all the players. Players take turns bouncing a quarter off the table and into the cup. If successful, the player makes another player drink and gets to take another turn variations include the player to the left of the shooter drinking. Rules: Players sit in a circle around a table. A beer cup is placed on the table, and a deck of cards is spread out, face-down, around the cup.
Players take turns flipping over cards and must drink or watch others drink based on the value of the card. For instance, in some variations, if a player turns over a 5, all women at the table must drink. House rules are important, as everyone must know what to do when each card is turned over. The game ends when all cards have been flipped. Rules: The rules are simple: Drink 60 shots of beer in one hour-one shot per minute.
Many websites exist to help players through the game by creating a one-hour playlist; simply drink when you hear a new song. House rules can penalize players for not finishing. It was like we were strangers that saw each other at the train station every morning who just exchanged pleasantries. But once friday night rolled around, and he got some liquor in his system, he was like Robin Williams on more drugs than normal.
One minute he was leaping through posters, the next he was falling on his knees in front of moving vehicles. I could not understand the fucking guy, he was enigma to me, and still remains one to this day. Anyway, Jack was no stranger to malt liquor, and had a reputation for being able to hold his booze. It was going to be a interesting night. I explained the rules to both gentlmen. I made sure they understood that once taped on, the bottles could not be removed unless the liquid was consumed fully.
About five minutes before we started, Mike pulled me aside with a serious look on his face. Even if I beg you to, don't". I assured him that I would not tamper with the game. With that being said. The duct tape was firmly wrapped around each man's hand. In between the tape and the palm was a ice cold The perfered drink of the homeless.
The tops were screwed off and out of the gate they went. Two astounding things happened that night. The first was the speed and efficiency of Jack Marash. This guy pounded these 40's like they were filled with tap water. The man could not have acted more casual with large glass bottles duct taped to his wrists. Jack finished with in an hour, surpassing all of those in attendance expectations. Mike on the other hand This dude was struggling, hard.
The key to Edward 40 hands is to drink the alcohol quickly, because once that top comes off, and you let it sit for a while, the liquor gets warm and flat. Mike finished his first 40 when Jack was crossing the finish line.
His future was looking pretty bleak. Squinting through drunken eyeballs, he realized he had another, now lukwarm beverage taped to his hand. Mike was frustrated and now drunk, not a good combination. A year later, in September of , How I Met Your Mother tackled the game when an adult attempt at Fortyhands causes Marshall Segel, again to potentially ruin some job prospects.
It would be easy to say the game had jumped the shark once a CBS sitcom had addressed it, and yet, miraculously, it only gained momentum. Nevertheless, it confirmed my belief that as long as the world continues to produce cheap ounce malt liquor, sturdy rolls of duct-tape and young adults with an insatiable urge to find the craziest way possible to get blitzed, Edward Fortyhands will remain eternal.
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